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Greasy Grandma
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PostPosted: Aug 6, 2007 10:02 am    Post subject: Bourne Ultimatum Reply with quote

who saw it? that movie was fucking sick as hell man. Im still pumped from it and i saw it yesterday.

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PostPosted: Aug 6, 2007 10:58 am    Post subject: Re: Bourne Ultimatum Reply with quote

I want to...that and the Simpsons Movie...I saw both Identity and Supremacy, those are some tight fuckin movies.


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PostPosted: Aug 6, 2007 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude holy shit, that was soooo sick. he like stole the police car right in front of their faces and then drove off the fucking roof. i was like "OH FUCKING SHIT!!". damn that movie is like awesome as shit.


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PostPosted: Aug 12, 2007 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[Contains Spoliers]
The Bourne Ultimatum rapped up by Marty in under five mintues:

One day Paul Greengrass decided he wanted to make the ulimate bad ass movie in the world by showing competele ludacris to people. This is the story about a man (Jason Bourne) who's mind was competely erased. Why? Well, we really don't know why, or why he killed people, or how he was suppose to protect his country by doing this but who really cares? Let's make this as mysteries a possible, no one will notice. What we do know is that he wants to find that man (Dr. Albert Hirsch) that erased his mind and kill him. But wait, the CSI and Noah Vosen are there to stop him from reaching that goal! Watch out!

Yeah, somehow the CSI or whatever they are can track down a person in under 20 sconds flat no matter where he is in the world. Looks like 60% of the people around you actually work for the CSI or FBI and plant cameras everywhere. America just happens to know where ever you are--Italy, France, United Kingdom? Yep, they even know when you're sleeping. Yeah, I know it's strange, but once again let's keep this bad ass. Because they have to know where he is since this whole movie has under 500 words, and the only thing that happens is a lot of car chases and a lot of running. Basically they run, shot, kill, kick ass, and move to the next sene where it happens again.

Though, I did fail to mention one place where the FBI don't know where you are. Their base! Yeah that's right! Just 10 mintues after they left their base the nitrous Jason Bourne somehow infratraded it. The devil! Anyways, once he was there he went into Noah Vosen's room and grabbed the high top secret stuff to finally find out where Dr. Albert Hirsch lair is!

Once Jason Bourne goes into his lair he finds out that he agreed to serve under Dr. Albert Hirsch. Therefore, he doesn't kill him. Way to go, Paul Greengrass you made the most pointless and idiotic movie ever! I really love the ending; I had no idea he would actually surivie the 500 feet fall with a shotgun in his chest, but I had a good feeling he might.

What does the world give this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0440963/ 8.5/10 stars! I'll bet it'll win an oscar too.

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PostPosted: Aug 13, 2007 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eh, i think thats just your personality. Most people wouldn't mind those things and just enjoy the movie as it is. most people wouldnt spend their time pointing out inaccuracies and how unrealistic it is. almost everyone would just enjoy the movie and think that jason bourne is fucking amazing and love every bit of it. one word of advice, never go to a sci-fi movie, your brain will fry trying to point out how unrealistic it is and how it could never happen.


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Marty
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PostPosted: Aug 13, 2007 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>.> You... You Think? I must've been high when I wrote that, Aaron.

No, I love Sci-Fic. If I went to see a Lord Of The Rings movie then I wouldn't spend my time pointing out that all that isn't even slightly possible because it isn't. But in this case this movie wasn't Sci-Fic; people believe that somethings out of that is possible, but mostly luck. However, altogther that wasn't my main point I was trying to point out. It's not that I didn't enjoy the movie, it was okay, but I had a hard time trying to enjoy it when the person next to me was saying how "bad ass" this movie is when I've seen it all before.

Still... this goes down in one of mine huge paranormal posts.

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PostPosted: Sep 22, 2007 3:59 am    Post subject: Re: Bourne Ultimatum Reply with quote

i so want to see it i loved the others Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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